mechanical life

                     For engineering students, earning a degree in engineering is less enjoyable and far from what we and our parents expect. Hi ,Myself, this is Vinay Reddy(VR). And here am gonna portray the life of an mechanical engineering student. One of from CVR college has perfectly sketched a mechanical student life.

                  College life the most memorable phase in everyone’s life… Hanging out with friends in canteen, bunking classes and going for movies, assignments, labs, proxies, Xerox centers, those college affairs and breakups and much more.
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                 The flip side is boring and dreadful lectures. Awful textbooks thick and dry filled with black and white manuscripts which are rarely a source of inspiration & confusion. And in addition to it, the frustrated professors and their monotonous style of teaching ( which is a competition to the best sleeping pill available in the market) and their never ending threats to reduce our internal marks.

                   Life of a mechanical discipline student is horrifying. Reason we  don’t have  girls in our class. Mechanical engineering and girls are like petrol prices coming down, Korea saying no to Nuclear weapons, Pakisthan players speaking fluent English, Indian movies in which hero die.. in short next to impossible. It still remains a mystery why girls don’t opt for mechanical engineering. Why? Does it require brain muscles or arm muscles?

What ever might be the reason, we suffer a lot because we have to compete against each other for a single girl. i.e the smart looking girl available. This deprivation of girls have serious effects on health and mental status of a guy. 

Effects of low sex ratio in mechanical engineering…

1   1.)  Horny lifestyle..

                  Most of the boys from Hyderabad have done their 12^th from either Sri chaitanya or Narayana college. Where we have separate classes for boys & girls. So we expect a colorful college life in engineering. But they end up in black & white or navy blue color. ( refers to the color of workshop dress we wear in labs).  We don’t have any female friend circle. We don’t have a clue how to interact even if we have one. The only sweet feminine voice we hear is when we get a call from customer care or a call from HDFC,ICICI  call for home loan.

2.)  Nomadic Life style :(

                                   Some folks have decent female friend circle but they lose hope making them their girl friend coz their dream girls are too far or the ones close to them are below the par standards...they find their refuge by watching other discipline girls. Beautiful girl don’t love us, the girl whom we love doesn’t look beautiful. :)

In one sentence our life and mobile inbox will be occupied by Ramesh, Suresh & Mahesh..

Exception candidates

                   It means, the committed ones, these are the men with

i)                   Super flattery skills or

ii)                Very low satisfaction standards.

iii)              The former ones use their past experience to lure other branch girls.